super-potato

“Basschin!” the name was a curse on my lips. Chaos ensued upon the beach, with every girl hoisting their stuffed selves into action. I could see little more than their feet stomping their way through the sand towards me, for the albino crab had latched itself to my face! “Off!” I cried as I stumbled to my feet. “Off, damn you! Fucking… Aniya! Basschin! Someone get this thing off me!” To ask anyone for help was not a thing I did lightly, but this was a perilous situation with weighty consequences. The albino crab had latched its six legs around my head, its bleached, bone-like underbelly pressed tightly against my nose. Even now, I was pulling madly at the beastly thing, gaining confidence that I could pull it off, only to feel sharp pains at the roots of my hair. The crab’s coconut-cracking pincers had clamped onto my hair! “Ahh, fuck!” I stamped my foot with rage. “Stay back! All of you stay back!”

“Basschin!” the name was a curse on my lips. Chaos ensued upon the beach, with every girl hoisting their stuffed selves into action. I could see little more than their feet stomping their way through the sand towards me, for the albino crab had latched itself to my face! “Off!” I cried as I stumbled to my feet. “Off, damn you! Fucking… Aniya! Basschin! Someone get this thing off me!” To ask anyone for help was not a thing I did lightly, but this was a perilous situation with weighty consequences. The albino crab had latched its six legs around my head, its bleached, bone-like underbelly pressed tightly against my nose. Even now, I was pulling madly at the beastly thing, gaining confidence that I could pull it off, only to feel sharp pains at the roots of my hair. The crab’s coconut-cracking pincers had clamped onto my hair! “Ahh, fuck!” I stamped my foot with rage. “Stay back! All of you stay back!”